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We went out into the street, and Alexander offered to drink a cup of coffee in a nearby cafe.
As soon as we sat down at the table, he began jokingly interrogating me: Well, tell me, just honestly, how many “He” do you have centimeters? When he occupies the “Battle Stance”, he is up to twenty-one.
And so, when he does not want, then no more than sixteen.

Who measured or helped? Wife measure.
Very much she wanted to boast in front of his beloved girlfriend that I have a member more than her faithful.
Bet? It seems so.
My Katyukha, I remember, earrings from amber somehow brought.
She said that the girlfriend gave a birthday.
You know, once on this topic anecdotal crawling on the ears.
It seems to be a plane with tourists in Africa forced into the jungle landed.
Tourists came out, and around the negros they were standing bare with spears, and behind the fire was burning, and the water in the cauldron was boiling.

The leader sits in a high chair and pokes a spear in the chest with a German: “Do you want to live?” Asks. 10 best webcams
“I want to,” he answers.
“Then laugh the elephant!”, – the leader pokes a spear at the trunk of an elephant standing nearby.
“How is it ?!” – German stared in bewilderment.
“Do not you know?!”.
“Not”.
“To his cauldron!” The leader ordered, and the German’s legs immediately jumped from the cauldron.
It was the turn of the American.
He also did not know how to make an elephant laugh, and he suffered the same fate.
Finally, the finger of fate pointed to the Russian.
“Well, and you, Ivan, do you know how to make an elephant laugh?” Asked the leader.
“I know!” He snapped, taking a step forward.
“Act!” The leader grinned.
Ivan went to the elephant, pulled him by the trunk down, the elephant knelt and put his ear up.
Ivan whispered something to him, and then the elephant first burped, and then burst into a big laugh.
The leader scratched his spear behind his ear and said: “Tak-sir! Well done, Ivan! He earned his life.

But if you can still embarrass an elephant, then I will reward you generously. ”
Ivan went to the elephant, took him by the trunk and led him to the hut.
A minute later brought.
Everyone gasped.
The elephant dutifully trudged behind him, head down low and hiding his eyes in shame.
“Well, Ivan, you’re more than well done! I give my harem of three hundred wives, provided you tell me how it did.
“Very simple.
The first time I told the elephant that I had more than him.
That, foolishly, and laughed. ”
“And the second time?” The leader did not retreat.
“I just showed him mine.
“.
A good joke, – I answered, – but you don’t give me a harem.
How to know! I can give more women than in the leader’s harem.
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