pass masturbation on webcam She looked into my face: – Young man, do you want to reduce it? Do not! The surgeon grinned: – No, he wants to increase it! And set to work.
Something there pulled, something there squeezed.
I pulled, cut off.
No pain.

Tickled.

He’s having fun.
He asks how it has so managed me.
Well, I told you.
With laughter, the surgeon dropped the scalpel to the floor.
Took another.
I cleaned something there, picked it up.
– Doctor, be careful – do not cut at all! – I begged.
– Do not worry, cut off – we will sew on the order from the cash register, so to speak.
The doctor begins to tell jokes: “A country boy is getting married.
Father says to him: go, son, practice on the hollow in the forest.
My son trained.
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In the first wedding night puts his wife with cancer and gives a strong kick.
Ta: what are you doing? And he answers: I am smart now – you first need to drive out the wasps! ”
Nurses trudge.
Bitches! It’s time to sew up.
The surgeon begins to tell me the story of how circumcision originated: “Once upon a time, the long-suffering Abraham, the one who, for the love of God, was ready to kill his son Isaac, received an order for a new sacrifice.

But neither son nor ram was at hand.
Then God said: cut off anything from you.
Well, Abraham figured like this: ear.
finger.
member.
He pulled it slightly and slashed it with a stone knife in a living way, and there was a cry of war, even the lions hid from fear.
And Abraham threw a piece of flesh on the altar, cursing all.
God is pleased.
The next day, Abraham shares his secret with a neighbor.
Neighbor delighted: Well this is what a savings – a piece of skin instead of a ram.
And I heard the knocking of stone knives, the Jewish land moaned, the Semitic blood poured out – the Jews began to circumcise themselves!
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